Three go into a bar...|
A bra, a battery and a set of jumper leads walk into a bar. The battery and the set of jumper leads take a seat at a table while the bra goes up to the bar.
The bra says to the barman, "G'day mate, 3 pots of VB thanks."
"Sorry mate", the barman says "but I can't serve you."
"Why not?" the bra says.
"You're off your tits mate, and your friends look like they're gunna start something."